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if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
tastier:

(18+)

africans:

how do i tell my cat she’s adopted

(Source: milfhouse)

furything:

One cup of bunny
THEME  by  ITZIAR DAMBORENEA